shaxaphone:

your honor, my client is innocent. like, come on. for real. come on, your honor. seriously dude

(via jalapenochip)

flowurdust:

drowningxlessons:

livers:

GIRLS AGAINST CAT CALLING 2014

this is tight

omg i swear i reblog this every week

wifipassworcl:

wifipassworcl:

GUESS WHO’S GOT A DATE THIS FRIDAY

well not me but someone out there probably. you go pal.

(via southern-classy)

purplespacecats:

Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk

What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably

(via jalapenochip)

jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

(Source: fullmetaljackit, via jalapenochip)

pastel-cutie:

People are already getting excited about Halloween and by people I mean me

(via zebbbbbitneverends)

millenniumfalconteahouse:

timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

#WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE GANGSTERS YOU ARE WHITE AND THERE ARE COWS OUTSIDE

(Source: queencitysavior, via boymeetsworldgirlmeetsworld)

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