k-lionheart:

tittily:

cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore

i don’t even know where to start with this post
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ickyyy:

ty bo burnham

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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willgrahamscock:

riddlemehiddleston:

mom would you pLEASE JUST INSTALL CHROME

I have seen hell

themalkingjay:

me not shaving my legs has literally nothing to do with feminism and literally everything to do with me being lazy

(Source: devinnnc, via thefadedpicture)

"I am a very private person, yet I am an open book.
If you don’t ask…I won’t tell."
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