heartbreaks:

does anyone get really mad when other people try to tell your pets what to do

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espeyonce:

When you accidentally type “hood” instead of “good”

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suffocateing:

*walks out of exam*

well i was successfully able to bullshit every answer on the test so i think i did okay

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Having none of your Lion bullshit today.

supadong:

sealfie:

Guys today at art class we had to describe a painting and when I SAW THE PAINTING I LAUGHED SO HARD I COULD NOT BREATH

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WHAT THE FUCK 

#bloop hoohoo got ur nipnop

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gravityfalse:

when you and your friend see someone you hate

Milford Sound in New Zealand

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fluerly:

im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me

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thinsiqnificant:

my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”

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hotpuppies:

we moved houses like a year ago and my mom found the garage opener to our old house today so we drove to the house to see if it would work and we saw the new owners working in the garage and we sat there opening and closing their garage for like 10 minutes and they were getting so scared they probably think satan is in their house and im laighinf so hard

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windspray:

if you’re reading this that means you’re following me congratulations on doing one right thing in your life

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arachnidian:

bitcheslovecereal:

I said a heALTHY SNACK REBECCA

holy infant so tender and mild